“Merriment and what-not. Don’t apologize. It’s just what would happen.”
The Disclaimer
As a Member and Accredited Practitioner of the Chartered Institute of Public Relations, I have to let people reading this blog know that I am a Member and Accredited Practitioner of the Chartered Institute of Public Relations. Which I think I just have.
I prefer the track “The Disclaimer” from Ixnay on the Hombre, a rather spiffing album by The Offspring:
Disclaimer
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the disclaimer. That’s right, the disclaimer!
This American apple-pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time
So protect your family!
This album contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as ‘life‘. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don’t take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all.
And if it offends you, just don’t listen to it.
